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Welcome to Not Getting Run Over By A Forklift 101. For our first lesson we'll... ack! No. NO! What a terrible way to start the class!

But aren't solar-powered vampires a bit impractical?

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..:Last Man Standing:..
Tuesday 3.30.04 06:47 pm

Lots of annoying stuff happened today, but since you probably don't care, I'll shorten it to one thought. I'm not buff. Thank you for not noticing.

I spent a whole lot of time doing something completely useless today. The person I was doing it for wasn't too happy to hear about my background "help"... I say "help" since I've realized that it was kind of stupid for me to try to do anything to prevent it. I would write a poem, but I think I already have one about this type of thing... That's the problem with having so many poems I guess.

Not buff! Let's see, track was pretty bad. I had an hour to work on batton passes while everyone else was doing a two hour workout. After I finished, I got to run the workout myself. Even though I finished in about forty-five minutes, I was pretty dead. Y'know. Chapped lips, drained face, coughing and hacking due to lack of water (which surprises me), etcertera, etcetera.

Here's a bit of flash that I found to be horribly funny. I hope you don't feel the same way, since most people call me stupid anyways. But, you might as well watch it for kicks. The End of the World

Later, DS
~ How often do you come across something that doesn't beep these days?

2 Comments.

hey
just random thingy ... pesSimism
» LifelessEyelid on 2004-03-31 02:47:40

beep!
yeah...i did actually...theres nothing to talk about...eh.
» TRYtoNONconform on 2004-03-31 09:53:48

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