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Welcome to Not Getting Run Over By A Forklift 101. For our first lesson we'll... ack! No. NO! What a terrible way to start the class!

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..:When You See The Beachparty:..
Wednesday 5.26.04 09:39 pm

Okay, so it wasn't a beachparty, but I got to swim in track today. The team got the entire pool to ourselves, but only about twenty people actually got in. I started off the swimming with a jack-knife in the diving pool and was kicked in the head by Craig immediately after. The day proceeded to be full of swimming and comments on how long my hair actually is. I even got the chance to do a little teaching when I discovered Daisy couldn't tread water. Ah, good times... I'm not going to go into detail as to what happened, but it was certainly interesting.

I got my yearbook today, too, which I'm a little peeved about. I didn't want to get one, but my brother forced my mom to call the school and order one for him (so he wouldn't be carrying around eighty dollars, since he's a sissy and he'd probably get it stolen) and I and didn't tell me that he had done it several months ago. My mom decided to go the extra mile to make our yearbooks a little more 'special', so she had our names inscribed on the covers, which completely ruined my giving mine to Emerald... Unless she doesn't care that my name is on it, which I'd seriously doubt.

I just woke up from a five hour nap, so I should probably start working on my evil homework.

Later, DS
~ Shavuot begins today. What are you doing?

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a jack-knife in the pool?
is that allowed? hmmm. why would you not want a yearbook? i think theyre fun to look through. but whatever. maybe its a guy thing, none of my guy friends bought a yearbook except like 3. i want a 5 hour nap.
» jamie on 2004-05-27 06:45:30

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