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..:Non-Lethal Injuries Galore:..
Wednesday 6.17.04 11:07 pm

Wow... I've been doing a lot of stuff recently. I had to babysit yesterday, even though it isn't really babysitting if the person is two years younger than you. Casey and I were playing Psychobabble whilst we waited for something interesting to happen. We eventually found a list of chores that needed to be done while her mom was away taped on the refrigerator and tried to do them quickly. I ended up getting smacked with a trowel and it cut my leg when we were pulling weeds. It wasn't that bad, though. When we came back in, I went to sleep in Casey's bed and my mom decided I could stay the night. I woke up at about one and we told stupid stories to eachother until I had to leave (around seven).

When I got home, I read about a hundred pages in The Dragon Reborn. I wish I read faster. I clocked my hourly reading rate at only seventy pages... Anyway, I stopped and played Champions of Norrath for a bit, then did a little gardening of my own and snapped a twig into my head, causing another minor injury. I didn't use gloves, so my hands feel really raw now... It's painful.

After that, I went to work and set the store record for the least amount of customers on a shift. I only had to help three people in five hours. Poor RadioShack - they're going to have to close at this rate.

I got home and wrote a bit more of CDust and drew a few sketches, then read more of The Dragon Reborn. I'm going to go to bed now in hopes that I actaully wake up before twelve in the afternoon again. That was rather pleasant.

Later, DS
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how did you get smacked with a trowel?
» jamie on 2004-06-18 02:12:37

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