|
|
|
|
Poetry - 23.01.05 Writing - 10.12.05      Older  » From the Heart  » Clairvoyant Elegy  » For the Ghosts of Our Time      Newer  » The Art of Cooking With Turnips  » Radical Dreamer  » Mystery in Red  » Cerulean Dust  » Emerald     nuTang  » Lauren  » ECHO  » Kevin  » Stephanie  » Syd  » Ciara  » Quint  » Rick  » Grace  » Jamie  » Maryann  » Bianca  » Teresa  » Tiffany  » EM.com  » Newgrounds  » Get your own Banana Guard today!  » Quizilla! (Ask if you want a link to mine.)  » Virtual Turntable  » Maddox  » Kefallaville  » Mr. Quach Welcome to Not Getting Run Over By A Forklift 101. For our first lesson we'll... ack! No. NO! What a terrible way to start the class! But aren't solar-powered vampires a bit impractical? Did you know I have somewhere around one hundred forty entires? The primary function of the United States Coast Guard (besides protecting the borders and patroling national waters) is to travel back in time and battle pirates! If wishes were squids, then beggars would write. With the ink, you see. The ink of SO MANY SQUIDS. "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass." Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. | Maple Syrup - The Great Mystery Thursday 6.22.06 10:53 pm Does it not strike anyone as slightly odd that someone just randomly decided to taste
something that was leaking out of their tree? I mean, if you disregard the fact that it was
probably Canadians, it just seems completely illogical. The stuff looks enough like regular
sap that I'm beginning to wonder if someone just came along, looking for his/her next
hardened, amber-y treat when he/she tried to take a chunk of maple sap, realized it was
impossible, took a knee, and buried their face in the tree to lick up the syrup... Not a
very pleasant image for anyone, I'd think. I'd say another acceptable theory, though, is
that someone was playing a practical joke on another, probably in Canada again, who had
never seen or tasted sap. Person A tells Person B, "Hey, this stuff is really good, you
should try some!" Later, DS
Categories: random [t], rant [t] 5 Comments. maybe some guy noticed a lot of squirrels licking the tree and decided to do the impossible. » dave on 2006-06-22 04:33:20 Yeah im back thanks for the comment. ive been gone for a long time and just got back not too long ago but anyway yup its good to be home » finelegsforever on 2006-06-22 05:12:16 yea... but while I was gone from nutang it was basically the same stuff I did before I took that "break" so it's not much different. And anywho.... sometimes you see things when you stare at walls long enough. » MidnightMonkey on 2006-06-24 03:31:58 maybe the person was lost or something... like, to a point where he or she was hungry enough to lick a tree with no second thoughts.
Also, I'd like to congratulate and curse you for your googlewhack. You make it look so easy. x_X
Sorry, you do not have permission to comment. If you are a member, try logging in again or accessing this page here. |
NuTang is the first web site to implement PPGY Technology. This page was generated in 0.119seconds. |
|
Send to a friend on AIM | Set as Homepage | Bookmark | Home | NuTang Collage | Terms of Service & Privacy Policy | Link to Us | Monthly Top 10s |
All content © Copyright 2003-2047 NuTang.com and respective members. Contact us at NuTang[AT]gmail.com. |